Saturday, February 21, 2009

well, here it is

i finally made a blog... YAY

don't expect anyone will read it, because (as you can probably tell already) i will ignore many of the rules of the english language... because most of them are useless, i like using extra periods at the end of sentences, i hate capitalization, and i want to get my point across in a unique way... so, there!

i also intend on neglecting the shit out of this blog... that sounds pointless, but follow me here... this is NOT a journal (i keep that tucked away somewhere safe)... i will only post things in here when i see fit... fitness will be determined by undefined criteria... that's sideways talk for "i don't know what i'm going to decide to put in here"... so don't expect regular updates

i guess i'll tell you something interesting from today since i already have your attention... i was checking out at the grocery store today... the man infront of me had a peculiar set of goods.... he had a quart of old crow, a two-liter of coke, a hanging plant, and two potatoes... i have no idea what he intends to do with that arrangement of produce, but it seems as if someone is going to have a hell of a night

the end

1 comment:

  1. It seems likely that he doesn't intend to use all those things at the same time. At least I hope he won't. Don't think no one will read your blog by the way. Even if you don't advertise, Google is likely to send you a visitor or two each week one it gets you indexed, though getting indexed takes a few weeks on it's own.

    If you really wanted people to read your blog though, you might try some link building techniques, as I've heard they really help capture visitors.

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