i finally made a blog... YAY
don't expect anyone will read it, because (as you can probably tell already) i will ignore many of the rules of the english language... because most of them are useless, i like using extra periods at the end of sentences, i hate capitalization, and i want to get my point across in a unique way... so, there!
i also intend on neglecting the shit out of this blog... that sounds pointless, but follow me here... this is NOT a journal (i keep that tucked away somewhere safe)... i will only post things in here when i see fit... fitness will be determined by undefined criteria... that's sideways talk for "i don't know what i'm going to decide to put in here"... so don't expect regular updates
i guess i'll tell you something interesting from today since i already have your attention... i was checking out at the grocery store today... the man infront of me had a peculiar set of goods.... he had a quart of old crow, a two-liter of coke, a hanging plant, and two potatoes... i have no idea what he intends to do with that arrangement of produce, but it seems as if someone is going to have a hell of a night
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